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In December 1857, struggling Brooklyn illustrator Joseph Gayetty discovers his wealthy neighbors have been stealing his botanical sketches for an embarrassing purpose, and transforms his humiliation by inventing America's first commercial toilet paper—medicated sheets watermarked with his name on every single one.



A small third-floor walk-up in Brooklyn Heights, cramped but organized with military precision. Drafts whistle through window frames in December, and the room smells of ink, graphite, and the peculiar blend of pride and desperation that fills spaces where impossible dreams are kept alive on too little money.

A narrow dirt passage between Joseph's building and Eleanor's brownstone, where garbage bins collect secrets along with refuse. In winter, the mud freezes into treacherous ruts, and morning light barely penetrates the brick walls that loom three stories up on either side.
Joseph discovers his discarded botanical sketches are disappearing from the alley, and his dignity as an artist feels violated by what he imagines must be theft.
Joseph discovers his discarded botanical sketches are disappearing from the alley and becomes consumed by the mystery, interpreting it as a violation of his artistic dignity.
Joseph prepares to discard his latest rejected botanical sketches, his pride wounded by another refusal from the publisher.

Joseph discovers his discarded sketches are disappearing, and his mind begins constructing explanations that protect his wounded pride.

Joseph spends days watching from his window, consumed by the need to catch the thief and expose what he imagines must be an insult to his artistic integrity.

Joseph investigates the mystery and discovers Eleanor taking his sketches, leading to a confrontation that reveals the embarrassing truth.
Instead of exposing Eleanor, Joseph experiences a perspective shift as Eleanor's pragmatic wisdom helps him see that meeting human needs without judgment is the truest form of dignity.
Joseph creates medicated toilet paper watermarked with his name on every sheet, transforming his humiliation into a product that brings comfort and dignity to thousands.